November 13, 2017
Sadie Hawkins Day

BIRTHDAYS

Jack Elam 1920
Richard Mulligan 1932
Joe Mantegna 1947

NEW MAGAZINES
All titles below are new to the store but those with a * are also newly published.

*11/07/17 The 100 Greatest Rock Albums of All Time: Classic Rock special. UK
*11/07/17 Led Zeppelin: Classic Rock special edition. UK.
11/06/17 Gagosian: Quarterly.
*10/31/17 Flewid: UK.
*10/30/17 Classic Pop Tribute BOWIE: A celebration. UK.

 
THINGS WE LEARNED FROM READING MAGAZINES TODAY

Comic Lisa Lampanelli has lost 107 pounds since gastric sleeve surgery.
— November 20 People

The ‘Best Hot Dog on Maui’, according to Hawai’i Magazine, comes with ketchup on it.
— December Hawai’i

City Newsstand’s HEADLINE WORLD
Fake News since before it was fashionable!

SANTA CLAUS SMELL LIKE CANDY CANES BUT IT’S REALLY ICY HOT

SLINKY™ LEFT BY TOURIST IN 1998 NOW ALMOST TO THE OTHER END OF THE GREAT WALL OF CHINA

ALOHA-A-A-A-A! Dairy goats in Hawaii!

OHIO MAN CROSSES GIANT SCHNAUZER WITH A COCKER SPANIEL – GETS A SPANIEL WITH A GIANT SCHNOZZ

SQUIRREL CHEWS HIS WAY INTO GIANT PUMPKIN, CAN’T CHEW HIS WAY OUT!

Weekly Words of Wisdom

When Abraham Lincoln used the word “Fourscore” was he talking about a grand slam home run? Because that would probably make more sense than whatever it was he did mean.

Fictitious Customer of the Week 

Olive Gardener